| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
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“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries:
reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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